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What do you do when your summer has been compromised?

And by compromised, I mean my plans for world domination have completely disintegrated. 

And by completely disintegrated, I mean said plans have just completely changed. 

So it’s not all that bad. And it’s not all about world domination. I lied. 

I had plans to show again with Ellie this summer and turn her and myself into a pattern-killing pair, but upon return from a vet visit, we have found that she has a torn meniscus and will not be able to show for the rest of the summer. Damn.

I’m trying to not be too bummed, especially because I just want her healthy and happy and now I know what the true problem is and everything - but I mean, who isn’t going to be a little bummed out when their best equine companion turns up injured?

SO! That being said…

Who’s up for a road trip? I’m thinking I wanna go to Colorado…

This place is called Horsetooth! How fitting! :D 

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vaguelyattracted2rooftops:

Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary

Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more

While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling

the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”

Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”

Only this and nothing more.

I will never not reblog this

I. AM. DEAD. PLEASE LOOK AT THOSE DAMN SHOES!

I can’t stand y’alllll bwahhhhhhhhhahahhahahah!

**SCREAMING!!**

DAT POEM

omg

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